The lieutenant called his friend at the service:
- Hello, you moron!
- And you know, talk to anyone? - Hear an unfamiliar voice in the tube
- I am the commander of
- And you know, talk to anyone? - Asked the lieutenant
- So good! - Said the lieutenant and hangs up.
During a training ride a car driven cadet, approaching the intersection, crashed into a truck, who was waiting for the green light. Sitting next to a cadet instructor asked:
- Well now, Private Robinson, explain how would you stop your car if you did not help this truck?
Soldier from the late dismissal.
- Where have you been? - Catches his foreman.
- Why, was on time, suddenly I look, the girl sits and beckons me with his hand.
- I hope you ignored it?
- Yes, three.
From the conversation in the train:
- Read my pregnant wife book "Two Captains". Had two young boys.
The second says:
- Yes, yes, yes, my also pregnant read "The Three Musketeers. Three were born a boy.
Third went pale and asked for water.
- What is it? Bad, or what?
- My wife was nine months. Reads "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves."
In the city pool to one suited bathers administrator and said:
- Monsieur, come out of the water and do not come here more. We noticed that you're doing a wee in the pool.
- I wonder, do you think I'm doing this one?
- Yes, sir! From this springboard do once you ...
- This candidate - simply genius!
- Where did you get that view? He said terrible nonsense.
- Indeed, his tongue works faster than his head. Therefore, he says that he still had not occurred. Is not it genius?
- Izzy, hello! First, I slept with your Sarah. And secondly, how do you like in the first place?
- First, I am with her year as not live. Secondly, she has syphilis, and thirdly, how do you like second?
A modest gentleman turned to a beautiful woman who accidentally came in the store.
- You know, I missed with his wife. Do not talk to you with me quite a bit, at least two minutes.
- Oh, what you say!
- When I talk to beautiful women, my wife is always somewhere in there.
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