Pobilsya when boarding the plane. The crew jumped out and runs around him. The commander lamented:
- It's because of me, I'm wrong Sunset built, late reverse ordered ...
- It's my fault, wrong rate of paved, height incorrectly reads ...
- No, it's my fault, I'm not the engine mode, set ...
Second pilot (shaking)
- Pancakes! Almost killed the bastards!
In the dining room to the officer approached the ordinary:
- Sir, I appeal to you with a complaint. Try this.
The officer tried proposed and said:
- In my opinion, this is an ordinary soup.
- The same thing I said to the sergeant. And he argues that the coffee.
- Why did you take me to the platoon just married a soldier?
- They were familiar with the order, even if they scream ...
- Captain - clung to the captain especially annoying passenger on the train - and why on the deck of the mast?
- You see, if we are out of coal, we can use it as a pole to push off ...
- What is old age?
- This is when half of the urine for analysis.
A candidate in the presidential debate said his rival:
- There are a thousand ways to get money to finance the election campaign of the candidate, but only one of them honest.
- What is it? - Asks his opponent.
- And I was sure that you know it ...
funny sayings jokes
- After opening the body of your husband in his stomach have found such a quantity of strychnine, which would be enough to poison the eight.
- My poor husband was a terrible glutton.
Two elderly gentleman sitting on a park bench and watch the girl that passes by.
- You know - with a sigh, said one - a few years ago I had only seen a pretty girl and I get up.
- And now? - Asks the other.
- Now ... - He answered - now I do not see so pretty!
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