Roth goes on skis near the village. One soldier asked the commander to let him at least two hours: his wife there, and the army arrested him two days after the wedding. Returned it back, the soldiers asked:
- Well, here you come, that was the first?
- Adult ... - Red soldiers.
- And the second?
- Again intim ...
- Well, while the third? Again intimacy?
- No. Skiing removed.
The captain pointed to the new helmsman at the North Star and ordered him to keep a direct course like it. For a while everything went fine, but then the steering felt himself in trouble and called the officer.
- Sir, I have already passed under this star. Please give me a new one.
funny sayings jokes
- Sergeant, is it necessary that during the meal soldiers in your dining room between their feet climbed the black cat?
- Still as always, when we are serving lunch of rabbit stew. Seeing a live cat, none of wits not dare let their jokes.
- Lieutenant, a doctor advised me to drink ginseng, but of impotence, he does not help.
- And you try to tie it, Colonel. And do not hold shares in shorts, they still will not rise.
Girl kissing a young man. Five minutes passed
- Oh, I seem to swallow your gum
- No. This is my runny nose.
In Hollywood, a director for the scene of the battle, invited ten-extras.
- You are ruining me! - Began shouting at him a producer.
- Do not worry. I ordered during the filming to shoot these missiles.
funny joke of the day
There comes a patient to the doctor. At the knee hanging a white bandage.
- Do you have that leg pain?
- No, headache.
- And why do you have a bandage on his leg?
- She slipped from his head.
Bar at the airport, music, tables ... The table where two men. First: Skip a drink, sir? Second: I can not, sir, I am the driver ... First: It is a pity. But I still drink, luckily I'm not a driver! Second: envy, but what is your profession? First: I pilot. After some time outside the plane takes off. In the cockpit is a flight attendant. In the pilot's seat fat gentleman in suspenders. Waitress: Sir, a cup of coffee? Gentleman: Yes, thank you. How are you here all interesting! By the way, where the pilot?
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