Three dumb to ride the bus. Two actively communicate with each other gesturing with his hands. The third is a sad side. "And why are you silent?" - Ask. "Yes that's tired of something, hands hurt. "And what happened?". "But yesterday, all night long lyrics yelled.
During exercises of American troops in West Germany separate armored battalion was to advance in the direction of Nuremberg-Munich. By the evening the day before the onset of the battalion was a few kilometers from the Danube, west of the city of Ingolstadt. The battalion commander was ordered to resume the attack at 4 o'clock in the morning and cross over to the other side of the Danube on pontoon bridge, which engineers roll for the night. In the morning down such a thick fog, it was impossible to see his arm. Many of the armored battalion in motion, lost their bearings. About five o'clock in the morning the chief mediator summoned by radio broker, watching the ferry and asked him to report the situation.
- The combat units have not yet approached the crossing, - the mediator.
- But the headquarters company and a field kitchen had already crossed to the other side and led the attack.
Beginning skydivers, arrogant instructor with a blue mug, height meters Cadets timidly clinging to one another in the form of an open hatch. Instructor:
- Well, guys, afraid? Since air must be treated easily! - Unbuttoned his pants and with a loud pukaniem pours down.
- Well, boys, belts are not tight eggs?
- We girls ...
joke of the day
- What happened, Private Dobbin?
- Nothing in particular, Sgt. I cleaned the rifle, and dropped to the ground strap.
- And what, then, so thundered?
- But the belt is attached to the rifle.
- Hello Abraham, wrote to you your friend Izzy ... would like to take this opportunity to send you the duty - $ 10 but sealed the envelope, sorry.
- Doctor, my head is spinning.
- I see it myself!
- You know I'm divorcing my wife. She had six months with me not talking.
- Well, you change your mind! Where do you even find a wife?
He arrived as an Englishman in France and simply could not find a room. Well, here he comes in a hotel and asks:
- Do you have a room?
- Yes, but it is dark, terrible.
- Anyway, let's get sleepy. The night passed. The Englishman goes from room satisfied.
- How did you sleep? - Asked the porter, "We forgot to tell you that in your room dead French.
- Yes? And I thought that it is a living Englishwoman.
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