Man returned from a long African trip. They came to visit friends, with a small monkey on his shoulder, to tell about their impressions. Begins to tell how it was difficult, he interrupted:
- And with the women out there like?
- Yes, you understand, unfamiliar food, the climate ...
- And with women like?
- They worked from morning till night, I had time to pass the object ...
- Yes, clearly, you tell me how it was with women? Monkey guy touches the shoulder:
- Dad, Dad, well, you tell them.
funny sayings jokes
After the battle, the gravedigger selects killed. The officer shouted to him:
- What are you doing? Thrown into a pit man, and he still whispers something!
- Captain, if you listen to what was one of them whispered, generally will not be killed.
When viewing a formation of soldiers, the escort commander turned to his sergeant:
- Tomorrow we will come to the inspectors. Put out to a newcomer in the second rank. His nose is too long.
- So I have already done so, sir, - said the sergeant.
- I appreciate your resourcefulness, the lieutenant, but my wife has long been a walk on the dirty stables for the visiting hussars.
- You're wrong, Colonel! Rather, it resembles a hospital of the future - clean, accessible and available.
- What should be a woman?
- How Clinic - clean, accessible and free.
funny joke of the day
- What do you have to eat?
- Unfortunately, only goulash.
- But the menu was listed a dozen dishes ...
- So this is to excite the appetite.
- Doctor! Help! In my eyes green circles!
- What color do you prefer?
The three gentlemen are on the shore of the lake. Silent. Finally one spoke confidently and quietly:
- Gentlemen, I am confident that in this lake full of fish ... Silence. Then the second gentleman said:
- I'm not sure that in this lake at all usual some kind of little fish ...
Silence. Ten minutes later a third gentleman, sighed and said:
- Gentlemen! Drop this unnecessary and endless debate ...
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