Hence, the plane fell in the wilderness, remains alive only to the commander, the assault and the stewardess. There is the desert tribe of cannibals and finds this group. The chief comes to them:
- Who are you?
- We will eat you for breakfast. And who are you?
- We will eat you for lunch. And who are you?
- Gorgeous. The son of the leader:
- Dad, but we eat it for dinner?
- No, son, we will eat your mom for dinner.
One officer kvartirmeysteskoy Service claimed that army uniforms are only two sizes: too big and too small.
Sergeant conducts classes for new recruits for throwing hand grenades.
- Before you grenades. You fuse pulls out a check, think "one, two, three, and throw it. All clear?
- Yes, Sergeant.
- Then began. Johnson, you first. The soldier pulled the pin.
- One, two, three, - he counted out loud. - Trying to quit! Catch, Sergeant!
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The lieutenant, sitting on the bed and picking his teeth:
- Proshka where my mouth crimson bone? It has long been like a raspberry to eat?
- Why, sir, yesterday at the ball with Princess kissing passionately?
- So it before it tasted with the colonel!
- So what?
- And in the morning he fucked in the ass his orderly for the fact that he had eaten jar of raspberry jam!
Father chastises five sons:
- How many times have I told you not to play with matches!
- I have not played ... I get a light ...
- Why did you write off a submarine?
- I slept with the window open.
- Why man's penis quickly to retire?
- Because he works in the hot shop, always at night and head down.
In the pub comes cowboy and says:
- Gentlemen Want to focus?
- A glass of whiskey for free. They gave him a glass of whiskey. He drank. Glass tossed up, pulled out a gun, sent on a glass and shouted: "Stop!" Bowl hanging in the air. Then the cowboy whistle and glass fell. It turns out from the crowd senile grandfather.
- Sonny! I do not worth to help me! Cowboy sent to the old man a gun and shouted "Stop!" My grandfather was all right. Suddenly the old man takes two Colt and shouted:
- Who svisnet, I'll kill you!
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