Once the husband comes home. Opens the door and sees his wife in bed. Well, I think, a lover. All the apartment searched, and found nothing. Looks out the window, and sees it half-naked man runs. He took his locker and threw it away. Then, in court:
- Word of the accused!
- I came home from a trip, the door and saw his wife in bed. Well, I think, a lover. All the apartment searched, and found no one. I looked out the window, I see there is a naked man running. Well, I took, and it threw off the bedside table.
- Word of the victim!
- I did the usual morning jog, when suddenly I fell bedside.
- According to a witness number one!
- I slept peacefully in the morning, when suddenly bursts into my husband and started throwing tables.
- According to a witness number two!
- I'm sitting in my bedside table ...
Rushing at high speed police car stopped. Behind the wheel sat a young girl.
- Why did you exceed the speed? - Angrily asked the guardian of order.
- Mr. Officer - chirped voditelnitsa - I drive the car very badly, so hurry home, so as not to destroy.
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- Dad, what is a eunuch?
- This is a soldier who'd had personal weapons ...
- Willie Johnson, scattered why your office?
- But you yourself, sir, said to them: "Do as the war!"
Unemployment - unemployed:
- What would you do if you won a million?
- Would give the debts for the apartment, light, heating ...
- And the rest?
- And the rest could wait.
Year-old boy meets a mother at the door and happily reports:
- Mama, I'm your new wig on kitten swapped.
In a small American town of the local hospital, the surgeon asked the director of automotive shop:
- How you sell motorcycles in this month?
- 200 pieces.
- I wonder what happened to the same three others?
The French actress has returned from his trip to America in a magnificent mink coat.
- How lovely! - Exclaimed the jealous director's secretary studio.
- How did you get this coat?
- I met a gentleman, - said the actress - who had $ 5000. The following summer the secretary went on holiday to America and returned in exactly the same coat.
- Terrific! - Exclaimed the actress. - And how did you get this coat?
- Just like you, but I had to meet for this 100 gentlemen, each of which had 50 dollars in my pocket ...
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