Returns a peasant from a trip ahead of time, comes into the entrance, ring the doorbell. Opens a hefty guy and says:
- What do you want? And the voice of his wife:
- Who's that?
- Tell me that her husband returned.
- She says her husband is back! Again the voice of his wife:
- Passing it on illustrations, it is too early to come back!
- Fuck you in Figs! And the door slammed. Her husband was standing, stood, stood and decided to reclaim their rights. Again calling. Open again the same ambal and says:
- I told you, went to the FIG did not understand?
- But I live here!
- I went in Figure!
- Well, at least give something to eat! Ambal thought and thought:
- Soup of yesterday you?
- I will, I will!
- Tomorrow come!
- Comrade Admiral! - Report to the commander of the officer, - fire on the destroyer "Fireproof" extinguished. The team flooded the ship.
A soldier comes home from work, dobrel to the village once in the evening, knocking at the extreme house:
- Mistress! Let me go to sleep.
- I will not, I know you, soldier!
- Well, let me just b snooze, well, at least in the hay ...
- I will not let you bother going,
- Yes, I will not, not up to me, I was very tired.
- Ah I know you, soldier, you only have sex on his mind! _ Yes, by God Well, no! Well, persuaded, in general, let it him. Well, the man of God yet, gathered at the table, fed, goblet, become generous, raised ... Soldier ate, collapsed in his chair, puffing a well-fed, in the tooth pokovyrivaet Like this thoughtfully asks:
- Well, mistress? What are you talking about have sex?
A young lieutenant commanding a platoon on the edge of the cliff suddenly lose voice ...
The platoon meanwhile fulfilling the last command is moving briskly toward the precipice. Located next to the Colonel:
- Lieutenant! Tell them something, even if "Goodbye" ...
The enraged husband burst into the house ...
- Yes! I know everything! Wife responds instantly ...
- Then tell me how many tributaries in the Danube?
- Why did you tried?
- Imagine, once it became clear that the state produces exactly the same notes, as I do.
American oil tycoon and his wife arrived in Paris. Referring to
Eiffel Tower, it's pretty shook his head and told his wife:
- This tower is here for God knows how long. And they have oil, so never found.
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