Three soldiers with signs of mental disorder due to a concussion at a postponed fight were taken to hospital. They were accompanied by a young doctor with the rank of sergeant. The day passed, the second and third, a young doctor still not returned to his unit. The commander of the hospital called and asked whether to return him three patients.
- Four patients, not three - was the reply.
- What do you mean by the words "four patients"?
- Three soldiers and one sergeant who suffer from delusions of grandeur and claims that he was a doctor. His is the most difficult of all.
At the entrance to the garrison photograph hangs an announcement: "Caught officers and warrant officers on Sunday to increase the fish of any size."
Before the ball requires a lieutenant in the orderly another new story. He says: Behold, the lord lieutenant, the story of how Aborigines catch ostriches in Australia. They shaved her head buried in the sand, leaving the surface of a pate. Strauss sees a bald pate and thinks it is his egg. He sits down at him, then his Aboriginal and missing. All evening courted by a young lieutenant general's, and finally decided to completely subdue her with his wit. And you know, mademoiselle, as in Australia, Aborigines catch ostriches? They shaved his head and buried in the sand, exposing the eggs out. Strauss thinks that his balls and sits on them. At this time, Aboriginal grabs his balls! Wait, lieutenant, and why they are head-shaved, half to himself? Savages, sir.
At the front, Colonel bypasses system of female company communications. All chest medal "For Service in Battle". Only in one of the notices medal "For Valour". Asks interested:
- How do you have such a medal?
- But I resisted, Comrade Colonel, - proudly answered signaller.
- I have heard a lot about what you're in bed - the girl says a new admirer.
- What are you, nothing special.
- This is what I heard.
The recently invented a new tool for impotence. It's called "Pantocrinum" and made from the horns of the customer.
funny jokes of the day
American tourist walking tours around London.
- All you have here is a small, bound, - he said. - This building, for example, would have been in America ten times higher.
- Yes, of course, sir! This mental health clinic.
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