Accountant checks the records in national business.
- What is that?
- The bill for the hotel.
- And who instructed you to buy it?
The wife of an officer spoke to her husband:
- Why are you married me, dear?
- You are so fired in his eyes that I was obliged to suppress this fire point.
General in bed with his wife. His wife, caressing and cuddling up to her husband:
- My dear, I think I'm pregnant ..
- And I'm not "Ha-ha-ha!
In the dining room:
- Who's on duty!
- I, Colonel!
- Why not put a bay leaf in the soup?
- Do not eat, Colonel!
- What beautiful cards that they were written?
- "My only".
- Please give me a couple of dozen.
funny jokes of the day
Recently, a medical journal reported that the most reliable means of contraception is an aspirin tablet, tightly sandwiched between his knees.
American journalist, taking interviews from the British writer, put his feet on the table, but checked himself and said:
- Excuse me, do not worry my habit?
- Oh, no, do not worry! Can you put on the table all four legs ...
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