After target practice concerned platoon commander came with the report to the battalion commander.
- Sir, the recruits in my unit some strange habits. After shooting exercises from personal weapons, they wipe fingerprints with a handkerchief.
- Tell me, from what they state?
- From Texas, sir.
- You played a wonderful role wounded officer - the director says the actor.
- I have a nail in a shoe, - he replied - that I ...
- Do not bend it - is interrupted by an actor director - at least until the end of the season.
- I do not pay attention to you? - Just this week, I trusted you with general cleaning of the entire apartment, three times allowed the dishes and even knock out the carpet!
- Listen, Colonel, when you were young, what were your favorite hobbies?
- Hunting and women!
- And for whom are you hunting?
- For women!
funny jokes of the day
- Do you love me?
- More and more violent?
- What do you like most?
Before the premiere:
- You have heard, the director demanded five hundred extras.
- The costumes of this era?
- No, the usual. Fill in the hall.
The old American millionaire impatiently waiting for his daughter, they enter that then go with them to the theater. Finally, he tired of waiting, and he cries:
- What you need time to gather? Look at me: a piece of cotton wool in his ears, and I'm ready.
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