Private Jones was demoted to learn that talk about improving the monetary and remained talking, and turned to his commander with such a proposal:
- Sir, if they can not increase our allowance, let them even more extradite him.
In the desert there are a donkey and ensign. Donkey asks:
- Who are you? The ensign looked around - no one. Says:
- I am an officer, and you? The donkey looked around - no one. Says:
- I'm a horse.
Commandant of walks for the systems with the inspecting general.
- Never before seen so many dirty thugs! - Rages general.
- And you never went back down.
funny jokes of the day
By the hour at the armory suitable inspecting colonel:
- What is protected?
- And what did you tell me everything, I suddenly - disguised spy. Machine gun. All thoughtfully:
- Look what a bastard!
Student on the exam said horrible, to buy time and to show the professor that he actually knows something. Professor indignation no limit and he says: - You mean you think me an idiot? - I do not know Professor, I'll just a month studying.
- Why are you listening? Mozart is clearly written that this concert is not for you, and for flute and orchestra.
Mature American lady devoted her entire life visiting prisons and comforting prisoners. She sent a letter to a prison: "Dear number 322515, next Thursday I will be able to see you. Now, when we already know for some time, I hope that I can call you more kindly - 322 ..."
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