Turned to the charging battery commander with a request to transfer him to another firing squad.
- Why do you ask for it? - Asked the commander.
- Due to noise, - explained the gunner. - I am ready to shoot all day, but our lieutenant kept something sings.
Sales in the world to feature the brain: Professor - 500, academician - 600, the officer - $ 1 per kilogram. He asked:
- Why did the officers' brains so expensive?
- Do you know how many shards had to chop a kilogram?
funny jokes of the day
A general arrives with a banquet, his orderly undresses, puts to sleep. General:
I am now at a banquet what - that bastard entire uniform oblevala! Batman: Sir! This bastard you are and shit in your pants!
Ensign scolds his subordinates:
- I called you three times, but you did not come. What's happening?
- Excuse me, Comrade Lieutenant, I have not heard the call.
- You should have come up and report that have not heard.
- Why are you, my dear, are you crying? After all, I am leaving not for 10 years, but only for a month.
- I know you, say a month and come back in 3 days.
- They say that this show is not successful in the audience?
- Well, that's putting it mildly. Yesterday I called the desk and asked when the performance began.
- And what?
- I replied: "And when you will be comfortable?"
An American traveling in Europe.
- Where are we?
- In Paris, monsieur - the driver is responsible.
- To hell with the details! In what country?
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