Night ... In the bed a couple ... The doorbell ... She: My husband came from a business trip. Jump quickly to the window! He jumps ... flying ... thinking: Well, but then who am I?
funny jokes of the day
At the ensign knot. Watch, asks:
- What is this news?
- All right, - is responsible revocable officer - just the admiral ordered the tie, not to forget to take a pill laxative.
General approach to the sentry. He does not give honor.
- Why do not you give honor, do not know who I am?
- Guys, here come some old goat, he did not know who he is!
Ensign in bed with his wife. She told him:
- Vasya, you know, and I'm pregnant!
- And I'm not! Ha haaaaaaa!
- What is the difference between men's and women's feet?
- In the legs there is no difference, the difference between them.
- You know, this is an interesting spectacle. I advise you to leave after the second act.
- Why, after the second? After the first very much of a stampede in the locker room.
American movie star tells a friend:
- Imagine, I had some time to postpone the wedding with Gary.
- I'm going now married to Fred.
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