The company commander inspected the barracks, accompanied by the duty sergeant.
- Look, duty, here and explain what it is? - He asked sternly, pointing to the web on the ceiling.
- I believe, sir, this new antenna design, - the officer replied calmly.
The officer from the bridge is trying to intercom to give the command to the engine room:
- Hey, is there some idiot at the other end?
- You are mistaken, sir, an idiot at the opposite end.
The general sent his adjutant to know, like whether a grandson born to him. Adjutant after return:
- Yes, like, Comrade General. This is a bald, toothless, fouls under him and kept yelling.
Lieutenant colonel reported:
- Comrade Lieutenant Colonel, the crew of our aircraft successfully mastered missiles air-air. The crew looks forward to the warehouse missiles, air-plane ...
What is the hardest in the world?
- Penis - if not get up, no jack does not lift.
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- Madame, why do you reduce your age by six years?
- The fact that the first six years I could not take it.
The American billionaire, groaning, clutching his heart and anxiously tells his assistant:
- Roger, quickly buy some decent hospital. I think a heart attack.
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