The commander of a tank unit heard a report on the outrageous behavior of Sgt Darnell in dismissal.
- Lieutenant Porter - he asked - you are sure that the sergeant was drunk when you met him on the street?
- Yes, sir. He carried the hatch above his head and shouted that, while he was in the tank, he is unbeatable.
Sandy McCoy, who prided himself on the first officer's rank, was washed overboard by a wave during a storm. Sailing hard behind the ship, he heard on the deck there was a cry: "Man overboard!". Spitting out the water, he shouted:
- Not just a man, but also an officer.
- What do you say about the upcoming battle, General?
- God knows, it will be lost.
- Why did it start?
- To find out who it was.
- During the attack, I was wounded in the chest - said Cpl.
- Sit down! - Ordered him to lieutenant. - Tell all the details.
- I can not, I still retreated ...
joke christmas songs
- When we get married, my dear, we will have three children.
- How do you know?
- They now live with my mom.
- Why do you call Rustem not by name, but "my dear"?
- To accidentally call him Zakir.
joke of the day one liner
The American got the purse in the mail with money, who was kidnapped with him a few months ago at a London airport. The note thief apologized and assured me that he was forced to do so, because before boarding a plane discovered that he had forgotten his money at home.
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