There comes a man in the shop and asks: - Do you have pants? - No, - responsible seller. - And Sales? funny joke :   Commander of the unit picked up the phone rang. - Sir, you said the chief of the urban bus fleet. This is a real disgrace! When the bus 14-second route passes by your part of the barracks, the soldiers opened fire on him. - They've hit someone? - Fortunately, no. But they are with amazing precision strikes on tires. - With remarkable precision, you say? Then it is not my people. Most of my professional soldiers Mazilu. funny joke :   Flight school cadets RAF usually asked the same question: "What will you do if during the flight in a biplane aircraft Her Majesty the Queen will be thrown out of their seats?" The answers were very different: - I will jump behind the queen, seized it in the air and with it'll come down by parachute. - I kill myself! - I will try to disappear after landing. - I changed my name: The correct answer was: "I just leveled the aircraft to restore the aerodynamic balance, disturbed by the sudden reduction of aircraft weight. funny joke :   - Why did you have on the form no emblems of our kind of troops, Private Lynch? - I do not want to disclose, to any branch of arms belongs to our unit, Sgt. next 13 14 15 16 17