Two tankman discussed the recent incident in part.
- Do you think, Joe, that the commander too harshly treated ordinary Formsom?
In the end, the only thing he did - it went into his tent without permission.
- Yes, but not entered, and entered it in a tank.
Sea storms, and the bridge of the submarine, the transferring on the surface, started swamped by waves. Clothes on the watch more wet. When another very high wave was ready to fall on the bridge, turned to the lookout deck officer:
- Sir, I beg permission screamed.
On the morning of the general's wife, the husband cries out:
- Drunk! Not a general, a continuous alcoholic! The general sat down in front of a mirror, covered his epaulets hands:
- Exactly. Alcoholic. Then he opened the shoulder straps: No, still general!
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Burst into a drunken lieutenant home. His wife immediately raises the scandal.
- Quiet, silly, drag an awl - a hole in uniform chop. Was happy wife relented. She took an awl, a hole pierced, star trailer.
- And now - tear the rest!
- Doctor! I'm dying! Help!
- Well, we at once!
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- How do you manage to make ends meet, Martha?
- Very simple. Hard only the last twenty-seven days of the month.
During their trip to Scotland, an American tourist decided to visit the famous lake of Loch Ness, hoping to see there is a widely throughout the world inhabitant of its waters.
- When there is usually a monster? - He asked the guide.
- Typically, after the fifth glass.
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