During the training, the commander of NATO engineering often seen as a column of tanks rolled onto the bridge, built according to his calculations. When the head of the column reached the middle of the bridge, it collapsed.
- Damn! - Exclaimed the engineer. - And I thought that this was not a comma after the decimal point, and the stain left by a fly.
Combined Arms officer, the first coming on board, asked the watch:
- How far away to solid ground?
- Three hundred meters, Comrade Major.
- In what direction?
- Down, Comrade Major.
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The wife of one of the servants came up during the reception to the middle-aged men and said:
- Please tell me you're CEO of the company?
- Yes, but as you guess?
- My husband is so funny you have copies that everything always laugh to colic!
The lieutenant ordered to pick up three policemen to carry out a dangerous assignment. Constructing a platoon, he said:
- Setting a dangerous and risky, so I need three people who did not take my duty ...
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- What time is it?
- Five minutes.
- Five to what?
- I do not know. A small arrow is lost ...
Banker Cohn shows his friend had just rebuilt the mansion:
- Here salon ... there bedroom ... cabinet here ... And in this large dining room on the first floor can simultaneously sit at the table - God forbid! - 50 people.
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The American, coming down from the plane at Heathrow, at the sight of fog:
- Fee, what wretched weather! How long is it still goes on, you know? Londoner:
- Alas, sir, can not say anything definite. I have lived here only 35 years old.
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