The war. Shelling. Resorting to the commander of the sergeant, and he sits and Nail nail polishes:
- Commander of the Germans on the edge of the chain at us go, what to do?
No attention. The sergeant ran away. After some time, resorted again:
- Commander of the Germans to our trenches are suitable, what to do?
Zero attention. Again fled. Again a minute later:
- Comrade Captain, what do I do now, the Germans in the trenches will be jumping!
- A blue-eyed blonds among them there?
- Oh no!
- Fire, merciless fire ...
joke short stories
Officer recruiting volunteers in the army was delighted when he saw a young man entering his office.
- I read your poster with a call to join the army - said the young man
- Very good! So, decided to become a volunteer?
- No? Why did you then come to us?
- I wanted to tell you to not count on me.
General comes to the arsenal and saw that the guard is casually leaning on his rifle and drew on him the slightest attention.
- Yes you know who I am? - Menacingly asks general! Guard lazily turns his head and screaming into the room.
- Sergeant, there was some old man is forgetting who he is.
joke of the day one liners
The ship came from the flight before. A sailor comes home, opens the wife:
- Oh, dear, how you unexpectedly. I'm so glad. Etc. She takes off his cloak, and holds the kitchen, sits down at the table. Suddenly a pale, clutching his stomach:
- I feel sick, help me, pains in my stomach! The phone in the house there, so a sailor missing his coat, threw on his shoulders and ran for help. Run up the street and shouted:
- Help, my wife is bad, somebody! Passing by a passerby:
- Well, what are you shouting, and even the major, doctor!
- You love your husband?
- Of course! I do love men!
Reporter lame, dragged to the editor of the newspaper.
- And where is your interview? - Sternly asked the boss. The journalist pointed to a black eye.
- Do you think that we can print your black eyes? Where the material?
The reporter raised his hat and showed a large bump on his head.
- Look here! - He said. Editor exploded like a bomb:
- So what? We can not put it in our newspaper! So you have not been able to pull out of this type a single word?
- Frankly, he said a few words, - muttered a reporter - but they are obviously not for publication.
American businessman turns to a young man sought to place the courier:
- We need a smart, fast and strong courier. Do you meet these qualities?
- I think that, yes, sir. A minute ago I threw out of the room five other contenders for that spot.
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