Abram (A) and Sarah (C):
- Dear, I have now husband on a business trip dumps, and stand under the balcony, when he leaves, I'm pretty penny Keanu and you go up. Her husband had gone, Sarah threw the penny and waits. Hour waits two waiting - tired. Looked out the balcony and shouted:
- Well, where are you Abraham, why not you?
- Tuk now can not find a penny.
- Well, you and the Jew, I did long ago on a rope lifted.
joke of the day one liners
- Characteristics of the equipment: operating at temperatures from - 300 ° C to +300 ° C. Voice from the audience:
- Sorry, but scientists do not know of such temperatures, absolute zero
- 273 ° C.
- Equipment secret, scientists could not know!
Since the inspection test of general in the army arrived. I walked all kinds of troops lined up on the parade ground, and finally coming to the quartermaster.
- And what kind of troops with red necks and white stripes?
- Quartermaster, Comrade General.
- Ah, well, steal, brothers, little by little.
An elderly Jew all his life praying to God, begging for a big win in the lottery. Every day, he regularly prayed with this request, until it finally got this God in the end. Once again, God came after him and begged him: "Chaim" Well, give me just one chance! Buy at least one lottery ticket! "
- What to do if you want to work?
- Lie down and everything goes.
Dumas asked five francs for the funeral of the famous critic.
- Get ten - said Dumas - and bury the two critics.
American boy started his business - baked and sold pies for 5 cents. Gradually things went. One passer-by at all times threw the boy 5 cents, but the pie did not take. One day a boy called it a passerby:
- And, boy, you probably want to know why every day I give you 5 cents and do not take a pie?
- No, sir! As of today, a pie costs 10 cents!
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