Paratroopers jump. Well, do not want to jump, and that's all. PACKAGING:
- Guys, on the beach at the bottom of a company of naked women! Ten minutes later a knock at the window.
Producing sees - the entire company without a parachute waving his hands:
- Commander, again naebal!?
At the academy includes lessons in physics. The teacher explains that water boils at ninety degrees. Arises cadet says:
- Comrade Major, water boils at one hundred degrees! After the break, the teacher says:
- You were right, comrade cadet, water actually boils at one hundred degrees. At ninety degrees is boiling right angle.
General Augereau somehow came to the newly appointed commander of the southern army to General Bonaparte, and saw how he jumps, trying to get a high hammer a nail up his hat.
- Let us help, sir, - said Augereau.
- I am still above you on the head.
- You are not above - immediately replied Bonaparte, - longer than you! But I can deprive you, and that advantage.
Dines Abram, dropped his knife, but managed to catch him before he flew to the floor.
- Thank God, caught, not the guests have arrived! (Sign) runs the son of Abraham:
- Dad, Rabinovich stuck in an elevator!
Owner mikrolitrazhki luck buddy.
- Tell me, what kind of stone wall, along which we?
- This is not a wall, a curb.
- Where did you spend your vacation, Roger?
- The first three days - in the Alps.
- And the rest?
- Others - in a cast ...
jokes of the day one liners
The American branch of psychological warfare, having arrived during the Second World War on one of the islands of Southeast Asia, printed in Japanese large number of leaflets which have been promised good treatment and food from the deli for those who surrender to prison. The next day, after thousands of leaflets were dropped everywhere, went to the headquarters of the group scrubby U.S. marines.
- We give up, - said one of them. - And now serve the devil, your delights.
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