Secretary - Chief:
- I have two news for you, one good and another bad. From what we start?
- With a good, naturally.
- Excellent. We are with you, as it turned out, do not suffer from infertility.
My husband returned from a trip, goes to his neighbor:
- To my wife, no one came?
- What, all of twenty days - not a single person?
- None. Silent. Then he says:
- Well then I will not go.
- Soldiers, why did you go to the dining room with a rifle?
- Captain, I do not want to once again be without compote!
When asked whether they had strictly in terms of the discipline, Private Gilbert answered:
- Strictly? You remember Dzhonessi? When he died in the classroom, he was not allowed to fall until it ended in a lecture.
short funny jokes
- Abram, brought to you today a letter marked "personal."
- Yes, Sarah? And what does it say?
one liners jokes
The reception was at the dentist:
- Jimmy, my son, open your mouth, say "Ah-ah-ah." Let uncle he shall take off your finger.
At the end of hunting arrows are going in the meadow. Last resort, and cries:
- Everything was in place?
- All - meet him.
- Damn it! - Astounded that. - So I shot a deer!
From England, Lord fucks with his wife, the process is full force, he suddenly jumped up, turned on the light and with concern in his voice and genuine concern in his eyes says:
- Honey, I made you hurt?
- No way, that you ...
- But you're wriggling ?!...
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