Army. Duty in the park - the orderly:
- Which machine came out?
- Green - responsible orderly.
- I know that the green room which, I ask?
- A number of white ...
Commander is the sailor.
- Do you believe in life after death?
- There came to your uncle, to whom you two weeks ago at the funeral went.
short funny jokes
Young soldier wrote a letter home: "Mother, buy a cat, naming Sgt. I'll come - I'll kill you!"
one liners jokes
The Office has received the task to dig. One soldier asked the sergeant:
- Sergeant, why in this age of nuclear war, we need to dig trenches?
- Why do you think that will necessarily atomic war, but not low intensity conflict?
- And what does low intensity conflict?
- This is when the enemy wants to kill you a little bit.
Rabinovich looks out the window and says to his wife:
- Sara, look, there is a mistress Abramovich!
- This is it? See no matter what. We are much better!
- Your hair - said the husband - like a wonderful dream!
- Yes, indeed, but yours, - responsible wife - like a naked reality!
- Hey, how you got the idea to marry Christy?
- Yes, I do not know. We sat with her as - in a cafe, talking about it, boredom terrible, well, so I thought up ...
Quiet English evening. A young couple sitting by the fireplace. Male, as usual, sitting in a chair with a newspaper, his wife knits, in feet sleeping dog. And then my wife says:
- My dear, do not every time say "Yes, dear" when the dog zarychit with sleep.
next 18 19 20 21 22