Army. Duty in the park - the orderly: - Which machine came out? - Green - responsible orderly. - I know that the green room which, I ask? - A number of white ... hilarious jokes ... funniest jokes : Commander is the sailor. - Do you believe in life after death? - No. - There came to your uncle, to whom you two weeks ago at the funeral went. short funny jokes ... funniest jokes : Young soldier wrote a letter home: "Mother, buy a cat, naming Sgt. I'll come - I'll kill you!" one liners jokes ... funniest jokes : The Office has received the task to dig. One soldier asked the sergeant: - Sergeant, why in this age of nuclear war, we need to dig trenches? - Why do you think that will necessarily atomic war, but not low intensity conflict? - And what does low intensity conflict? - This is when the enemy wants to kill you a little bit. best joke ... Rabinovich looks out the window and says to his wife: - Sara, look, there is a mistress Abramovich! - This is it? See no matter what. We are much better! funniest joke ... - Your hair - said the husband - like a wonderful dream! - Yes, indeed, but yours, - responsible wife - like a naked reality! humor jokes ... - Hey, how you got the idea to marry Christy? - Yes, I do not know. We sat with her as - in a cafe, talking about it, boredom terrible, well, so I thought up ... Quiet English evening. A young couple sitting by the fireplace. Male, as usual, sitting in a chair with a newspaper, his wife knits, in feet sleeping dog. And then my wife says: - My dear, do not every time say "Yes, dear" when the dog zarychit with sleep. next 18 19 20 21 22