Sergeant acquainting new recruits with the theory of fire. - After firing the projectile does not fly in a straight line, and a steep trajectory because of Earth's gravity. - And what happens when the projectile does not fly over land and over the sea? - Asked one soldier. - These questions army does not consider - found perplexed sergeant. - This deal naval gunners. short funny jokes ... hilarious jokes : A woman goes to Paris. Business trip. Asks her husband - Honey, what do you bring? - And still that. Now all treat! one liners jokes ... hilarious jokes : - I had a wonderful dream, - says one soldier. - As if I was not able to pay for housing in the barracks and I was thrown out. best joke ... hilarious jokes : - What do you most wish for dismissal from the army? - Private Brown asked his friend. - I wish that I left the rifle, - answered ordinary Gobs. - Why do you have a rifle? - Surprised this answer buddy. - Upon arriving home, I will bury her in the yard. And, when it would rain, I sat at the window, I will be saying: "rusty, rusty piece of iron devil!" funniest joke ... - Shame on me, - says Rabinowitz wife - so ashamed. - What happened? - She asks. - Abram is the third time invited me to attend the funeral of his wife, and I have still never invited. humor jokes ... - Why did you have in your garden is not scared? - Why? I myself at home all day. joke funniest ... - You can support a family? - Asks the father of the applicant at his daughter's hand. - Well, of course! - Meets the applicant. - I am very pleased. Just do not forget - we are eight people! The British say: - You do not like the London weather? Wait 10 minutes! next 19 20 21 22 23