Sergeant acquainting new recruits with the theory of fire.
- After firing the projectile does not fly in a straight line, and a steep trajectory because of Earth's gravity.
- And what happens when the projectile does not fly over land and over the sea? - Asked one soldier.
- These questions army does not consider - found perplexed sergeant.
- This deal naval gunners.
short funny jokes
A woman goes to Paris. Business trip. Asks her husband
- Honey, what do you bring?
- And still that. Now all treat!
one liners jokes
- I had a wonderful dream, - says one soldier. - As if I was not able to pay for housing in the barracks and I was thrown out.
- What do you most wish for dismissal from the army? - Private Brown asked his friend.
- I wish that I left the rifle, - answered ordinary Gobs.
- Why do you have a rifle? - Surprised this answer buddy.
- Upon arriving home, I will bury her in the yard. And, when it would rain, I sat at the window, I will be saying: "rusty, rusty piece of iron devil!"
- Shame on me, - says Rabinowitz wife - so ashamed.
- What happened? - She asks.
- Abram is the third time invited me to attend the funeral of his wife, and I have still never invited.
- Why did you have in your garden is not scared?
- Why? I myself at home all day.
- You can support a family? - Asks the father of the applicant at his daughter's hand.
- Well, of course! - Meets the applicant.
- I am very pleased. Just do not forget - we are eight people!
The British say:
- You do not like the London weather? Wait 10 minutes!
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