The lieutenant went out into the yard and came back soaking wet.
- Lieutenant, that heavy rain on the street?
- No, noser ...
My husband returned from a trip and finds his wife at home, roughly speaking, not one. Without saying anything out of the house and sits down in the yard on a bench to think about his plight:
- That's because what a slut, especially as I sent her the sms that I was returning from a trip ahead of time. He sat, smoked, cooled off a little:
- And on the other hand, may not be a whore at all, can simply SMS has not reached.
The instructor said, referring to a group of students:
- The bullet from this gun breaks any piece of wood as thick as three inches. It is better to duck just in case your head.
Team paratroopers jumped, there remained only one bandaged and plastered eccentric with a strange gleam in his eyes. Here he drove on a wheelchair to open the door and going siganut down. Seeing such a case the foreman prayed:
- You would parachute clothed, and then the thirteenth time since jumping.
- Oh no, I believe - I would fly ...
Abram (A) and Sarah (C): C: Abram, and you fly sitting! A: Do you want to say
I - shit? C: Well, no, what you fly but do not be fooled!
Two in the bed, he was almost finished. She:
- Do you love me?
- Yes, love, love ...
- We'll get married?
- Get married ... married ...
- Did you buy me a fur coat?
- Wow! Well what do you need a coat?
- You've promised to marry me!
- Who cares what I promised you to ...
- Are not you ashamed to beg on the street?
- Of course, it would be easier if I brought her home. But I have no home.
Two gentlemen, after hunting are sitting by the fire, his legs stretched out toward the fire, and keep silent:
- Sir, I am afraid that your socks are beginning to fester.
- You probably want to say - boots, sir?
- No, the boots have long been burned down, sir.
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