- Little Johnny, what good deed you have done today?
- Today I accompanied my father on a business trip and saw the station arrived, the passenger, who was chasing a train. I incited him Rex, and the passenger train caught.
The military doctor, dentist, removing a bad tooth from a soldier, asked whether he was hurt.
- Yes, it was, - admitted the soldiers - but it was worth it to hear the first officer of the command "Open your mouth".
- I look, Comrade soldiers, you are too clever!
- Who, me?
- Well I'm not the same!
Private Dokes gathered in the evening to go to the "self-propelled on a date with a girl. He warned about his friend, who was on duty at the checkpoint.
- Well, - said a friend. - But remember, to your return will not my shift.
So remember to pass these days - "idiosyncrasy.
- "Go ..." Where, you say?
- Pronounce, please spell.
- "I-q-and-a-to-i-n-k-r-a-r-i-I". Private Dokes sighed heavily and said:
- You'll have to stay in the barracks.
As a result of the accident died Mendel. It is necessary to notify his wife.
- This should be done cautiously ... somehow gradually ... - Says one friend.
- Gradually? - Thoughtfully asks another. - Then we must send Abram, he stutters.
jokes of the day
Son comes home very sad. Mom asks:
- Why are you so sad? And my backyard all the teasing, they say that my head is very big.
- Do not cry, better convergence for potatoes.
- So give me some purse.
- But why is it you need in your panamku and so two buckets intermeddle.
one line jokes
The action takes place in a toilet ... A voice from the right booth:
- And the bastard you do not put the credit? A voice from the left:
- No. Do not put! A voice from the middle:
- And do not put ...
English lord goes out. Servant accompanied him and asked:
- Sir, if I send a lady behind you, tell me where you do not have to search?
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