- Little Johnny, what good deed you have done today? - Today I accompanied my father on a business trip and saw the station arrived, the passenger, who was chasing a train. I incited him Rex, and the passenger train caught. funniest joke ... best joke : The military doctor, dentist, removing a bad tooth from a soldier, asked whether he was hurt. - Yes, it was, - admitted the soldiers - but it was worth it to hear the first officer of the command "Open your mouth". humor jokes ... best joke : - I look, Comrade soldiers, you are too clever! - Who, me? - Well I'm not the same! joke funniest ... best joke : Private Dokes gathered in the evening to go to the "self-propelled on a date with a girl. He warned about his friend, who was on duty at the checkpoint. - Well, - said a friend. - But remember, to your return will not my shift. So remember to pass these days - "idiosyncrasy. - "Go ..." Where, you say? - "Idiosyncrasy. - Pronounce, please spell. - "I-q-and-a-to-i-n-k-r-a-r-i-I". Private Dokes sighed heavily and said: - You'll have to stay in the barracks. jokes riddles ... As a result of the accident died Mendel. It is necessary to notify his wife. - This should be done cautiously ... somehow gradually ... - Says one friend. - Gradually? - Thoughtfully asks another. - Then we must send Abram, he stutters. jokes of the day ... Son comes home very sad. Mom asks: - Why are you so sad? And my backyard all the teasing, they say that my head is very big. - Do not cry, better convergence for potatoes. - So give me some purse. - But why is it you need in your panamku and so two buckets intermeddle. one line jokes ... The action takes place in a toilet ... A voice from the right booth: - And the bastard you do not put the credit? A voice from the left: - No. Do not put! A voice from the middle: - And do not put ... English lord goes out. Servant accompanied him and asked: - Sir, if I send a lady behind you, tell me where you do not have to search? next 22 23 24 25 26