Mom, who came to the resort, Little Johnny says, how much fun they had lived with his father for a month:
- To us every night came Aunt Luda. Bring me candy, and my father treated her with wine, and then they did the same thing as you and Uncle Kolya, when my father went on a business trip.
At the Naval Academy on the exam the students were asked:
- Who was George Washington: soldier or a sailor?
- Of course, he was a soldier, because we hang a picture on which he crosses the Delaware River, standing in the boat. Every sailor knows that it can not do.
In the soldiers' dining room hung a placard: "Food ensures victory in the war." After a while some joker attributed to a number: "Just as the enemy proberetsya here to eat it and be poisoned?"
Private Heymerdinger wrote a letter to his mother. "The food here - the real poison - he complained and then added: - I give her very small portions."
jokes of the day
At the announcement of the surrender of the apartment childless family come Abram and Sarah and assure the hostess that they had no children. Mistress agrees. The next morning she discovers with horror in the apartment of five children.
- You said that you do not have children! - Indignant hostess.
- Of course. Is it children? The same bastards!
one line jokes
- Where are the women most curly hair?
- In Africa.
Prior to execution of the convicted person appeals to the executioner:
- I refuse to put my head on this block, make it two times lower.
- What you do not like? - Surprised executioner.
- The fact is that if my head will collapse from such a height, you can not avoid a concussion!
Two Englishmen stand on the bridge and write in water.
- Something the river today is cold, sir - says one.
- Yes, sir, and the bottom rocky!
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