Mom goes on a business trip and said goodbye to the children: - Children, I will not be soon. What do you bring a gift? A boy or a girl? Little Johnny is taking his little sister, goes to a meeting room. Leave with downcast eyes, suited to my mother: - Mom, we love you very much, we do not want a gift, it is better to have an abortion. joke funniest ... humor jokes : - Are you all right, - a military doctor said reassuringly, caused to a soldier who become ill while on vacation. - You have excellent health, and the pulse beats like a clock. - But, sir, - protested the soldiers, you hold your hand right on my watch. jokes riddles ... humor jokes : - Rifle for the soldier - the best friend, is not it? - I do not know, Herr General! Yesterday, when I was cleaning it, she shot me in the leg! jokes of the day ... humor jokes : - You're right, Sergeant. This skinny soldier is not suitable for heavy work. Use it to clean the guns. - Yes, sir! And whom to appoint to drag it through the barrel? one line jokes ... Chaim Abram called the fool. Rabbi Chaim demanded an apology. - Yes, I do not know how to do it! - Very simple, you say: "Abraham is not a fool, I'm sorry." In the prayer day, Haim goes to the middle of the synagogue: - Abram's not a fool? Sorry ... comedy jokes ... There are two friends. One two weeks ago, got married. The second curiosity: - Well, as you family life? - Yes, so-so, nothing. Only now, imagine, and Jean-fact, it turns out, drink ... - How to drink! You're two years were familiar! And you did not know? - So after two years everything was fine, but then yesterday he came sober! dirty joke ... At the boat station: - Boat number 99 with you that something happened? - ... silence ... - Again! Boat number 99 with you that something happened? (Someone yells in reply): - Yes we have here, only 80 boats! - Boat number 66 with you that something happened? Roast beef and pudding talk among themselves: - What we have for dinner today? - As usual, the British. next 24 25 26 27 28