- Look, what a terrible mug painted on the bow of the bomber.
- Quiet! This is very regimental commander stuck his head out of the cab!
During military exercises announced that the bridge is suspended "exploded". Placed at the time the bridge does not pass for this reason some woman. Ta, angry, turns to another soldier:
- But the bridge is absolutely a! And this crazy claims that the bridge was blown up!
- I can not say anything, madam. I myself have two days as killed.
jokes of the day
Garrison paramedic - soldier:
- At this time I'll sign, Smith, but Just remember - this is your last separation!
- You are mistaken, sir. I still have tonsils!
one line jokes
- Comrade Captain, Private Novak jumped from the plane without a parachute!
- How? Again?
Abram comes home and rolls with a bicycle.
- Where did you get it? - Surprise my wife asks.
- I met your friend Sarah. She invited to her, we had supper with her, then she sits on my lap and said: "Dear Abram, take what you want!" I looked around, saw a bicycle ...
We met two friends.
- They say you got married?
- So how was the best?
- No, not better, but more ...
- I gave you the best years of my life!
- Yeah, and received in return the best pages of my checkbook!
At the reception, two Englishmen are presented to each other:
- Dammings, industrialist: coal and coke.
- Blackstone, the warden: bread and water.
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