One man wrote a letter home from a trip: "My dear, you are no better than any woman!" Yesterday again I was convinced! ".
jokes of the day
A young soldier who came home on leave, tells her parents about military life. Suddenly he stopped and stared out the window at the passing of four girls. Mother whispered to her father:
- Look, our son has grown. Until the Army, he was not looking at the girls in general.
Son carefully watched the girls, until they disappeared around the corner. Then he turned and said sadly:
- One of them did not keep pace.
one line jokes
Sergeant Hopkins got to the hospital. Soldiers came to visit him from his platoon.
- Sergeant - he turned to him - all in our platoon is very concerned about your health, and collected money, which I bought for you that's an apple.
Preacher went to the blackboard and wrote: "I pray for all." Lawyer wrote the lower: "I do all to protect." The doctor added: "I am flying all". The average citizen summed up: "I weep for all."
There are two Jews.
- Where are you running?
- I am afraid that Abramovich spends the night with my wife.
- So after all day in the yard.
- Q You do not know Abramovich, he can spend the night and day.
Man, sponsored by the zoo to work, the administrator said:
- Why all your employment history and painted with more than a month you never worked?
- Yes I'm slow.
- Well, okay. The zoo does not have to hurry. You pestering turtles, they are going too slow. The next morning, the administrator passed cells with turtles and saw that it was open, no turtles, but "slow" next friend standing.
- Where is the turtle, I ask you?
- Not so bad slow. I just opened the door, and they both run away!
- Good morning, Mrs. Blank. How is your headache?
- He's gone to play cards.
What makes a respectable English woman from selling English woman? It is very simple. Waking up this morning with a man in bed, a decent woman says: "Good morning, Sir!" And the sales: "Good, Sir, morning!"
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