Soldier asked the sergeant if it was true that humans evolved from apes.
- Rows - quite possible, - said the junior commanders - but not sergeants.
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The two soldiers talked about the relationship between soldiers in their units.
- I heard that in your part of the soldiers and officers are democratically treat their subordinates as non-commissioned officers and privates are not just water razolesh, - said one of them.
- About the fact that water does not razolesh - that's for sure - has agreed to a second source said. - So, when they happen to be in a bar, the cause is usually military police to pull them apart.
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- Sergeant, what time is usually the soldiers go to the economic work in this part?
- Listen, rookie, in our part nobody goes to work. Members of waking up is already surrounded by it.
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One of the Rangers is coming to his boss:
- Sir, you know that Private Johnson, in my opinion, is too soft to be a ranger. They say even that, during the quarrels with his wife, he beat his wife with a soft hand broom.
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On the Jewish cemetery in Odessa, three digger sat down to rest in three graves of famous people.
- I wish I could lie here, next to Rabinovich, and you? - Says one.
- No, I would prefer close to Abramovich.
- I would prefer now lie with his wife Kogan ...
- So she's alive!
- Here I am about the same!
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The first degree of intoxication: Dostal, pee, forgot to shake off. Second: He took, shook, forgot to pee. Third: piss, shook, I forgot to get it.
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Between MPs:
- Why did not you were at yesterday's meeting?
- Yesterday I decided to sleep at home.
Two Englishmen argue:
- My lord, you bastard!
- From my Lord hear!
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