The visiting general, bypassing the formation of soldiers, asked one of the series:
- What can you say against your commanders?
- I have nothing against them, but they have against me, probably is.
During the information-hour captain hammer recruits that thing for a soldier - to protect their country from hostile forces, which still exist in the world. Then he raised one of the ranks and asked him a question:
- Why did the soldiers must be ready to die for this country? Rookie scratched his head and said:
- You are right, sir. Indeed, why?
The soldier looked at the dog, viciously bark at all passers-by, told his friend that she reminds him of Sergeant Jeans.
- Why? - Asked the friend.
- He also can not speak human, only bark.
Includes lessons on the statute of guard duty.
- Private Petrov! You are standing at my post and notice that you creeps man. Your actions?
- I'll walk our battalion home.
Sarah lies on his deathbed. Near Abraham.
- Abram, promise me that fulfilled my last wish.
- I promise, Sarah, but what?
- I want at my funeral you went close with my mom and held her hand ...
- Okay, but I warn you, Sarah, then I of your funeral will not receive any pleasure.
really funny jokes
- Why some men are thin, while others are thick, while eating the same pasta?
- Because some eat along, and others - across.
Busy loafer asserted from the podium:
- I'm on the right track!
- That's the trouble - a joker smile - that you stand and not a step forward! ..
Where are the most polite cops? In England. First, the electric baton on the eggs, and then:
- Sir, you do not hurt?
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