The commander of a company built on the square:
- Who likes light music - three steps forward! Two soldiers are out of order.
- I brought a piano, take it to the fourth floor in my apartment.
Military driver kept the truck on a muddy road and suddenly saw a soldier friend, who stuck out from the mud, in fact, only one head.
- Hey, - shouted the driver - I can lift.
- Why? - Was the answer. - I am myself going in a jeep.
Cook met the soldiers canteen broad smile.
- Hopefully, guys, today you will not scold me. Dinner turned out that right! I read a cookbook that sublimated products, of which I was preparing a meal in recent times, have to add water.
The sergeant said that rookie sad:
- How do you feel private?
- I have a melancholy, comrade sergeant.
- You are now in the army, but here's melancholy should be fun!
really funny jokes
Die old Jew, and requests to him before his death brought a cup of coffee with two pieces of sugar. They bring coffee, a Jew of his drinking with great pleasure.
- At least before I die, I got what he had dreamed all his life.
- Abram, but you were not the poorest Jew in our village, and perhaps you could not afford a cup of coffee?
- I could, but at home I drank coffee with a piece of sugar, and a visit with three.
- If you had a million, what would you do?
- How do I do?
Prime Minister speaks at the session:
- Prior to my coming to power, our country was on the brink. And I want to now it has taken a step forward.
Early Sunday morning the Englishman pressed on the embankment of the Thames.
- Excuse me, sir, - he said the policeman. - Maybe it's not my business, but I think your lady has long gone.
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