Departing on a mission, the commander of the scouts left their documents and awards. What should they be, when on returning commander said that nothing they did not take, and in general for the first time see these people.
The military is on the street, suddenly on his head, dumped a brick. The military took off his cap, shook off the dust and thought:
- Yes, indeed, a civilian would be killed.
At the evening roll call sergeant ordered:
- Private Simon, out of operation in two steps.
- Private Simon was in the hospital - said one of the soldiers.
- Quiet! - Asked the sergeant. - Each is responsible for himself.
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The sergeant handed the ordinary Brimsu his weapon, an automatic rifle.
- Why is attached horseshoe on the butt? - Asked the soldier.
- The force of recoil when firing this rifle can be compared with the impact of the hoof. So be careful, son.
Two Jews, who live across from each other, talk:
- Isaac! When is your birthday?
- What is it?
- Why, you want to give the curtains, so as not to see you every night to run after his wife naked!
- Abram! And when you have a birthday?
- What is it?
- And here I want to give you a pair of binoculars that you see, for whose wife I run!
- Well-how, Sarah ..
- Yes ... But I'm not Sarah ...
- All is well.
- Cursed fate! My wife and I were happy for twenty years!
- And then?
- And then met!
The lesson of history in a school in New England. Teacher:
- Why did the Puritans left England and sailed to America? Student:
- To be able to freely practice their faith without fear of persecution, and forced others to do so.
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