- What are the top distractions?
- When a husband brings his wife from a trip bracelet, and friend - my dirty shirt.
- Son, your grandfather is very ill, tell him something encouraging.
- Grandpa, you would like to see on your military band played a funeral?
really funny jokes
- What is the prime duty of a soldier at war?
- Die for their country!
- Wrong! The first duty of a soldier - to make sure that our enemies have died for their country!
- Private, well you wiped the dust on the windowsill?
- And if I now write with his finger on it the word?
- I have your literacy, Sir.
Abram comes home late and tells his wife:
- Sarah, I can not sleep, I can not eat, I can not live, I have been to Izzy, I can not live at Easy golden toilet! And so she said all night. The next morning Sarah does not stand up and goes to Eze. The door opens wife Izzy.
- Excuse me, but my husband told me that you have quite a golden toilet bowl, he can not live, I also can not live, our children can not live long, live in this country at all possible, you have a golden toilet, or that you then tell me I can have a look at him?
Izzy's wife turns around and yells rear apartments:
- Izzy, come here soon, it came the wife of the idiot that you had done yesterday in the saxophone!
- You, you and you ...
- And can I?
- Well, you are. Shoot.
- I do not understand why you polisher do the job for two days, and with our headquarters was busy for a week ...
- So it's clear. My daughter is five, and your eighteen years.
In the room the lord is a servant:
- Sir, excuse me for troubling you, but he made his way to the castle thief. Lord, without changing his position:
- Fine. Please, have my hunting rifle and hunting clothes. I think the checkered.
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