Dialogue between two friends:
- I'm his wife from a business trip brought the Present.
- Why did you not use it?
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Caught on an uninhabited island, prostitutes, homosexuals and cadet:
- Shoot a homosexual - the prostitute said the students - and then we will live a normal sexual life.
- Shoot a prostitute - said gay - and then we will live a normal sexual life. A student thought, thought, shot them both and began to live a normal sexual life.
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Soldier:
- No man so do not drink tea.
Sergeant:
- I drink.
- A man? .. Although one?
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- Sergeant, I finished cleaning his rifle. Please take a look, I did not leave that in the trunk.
- Yes, you are there something left, Private Smith.
- What is it?
- Extra duties.
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A well-known Talmudic Zvi Hayes hears a sermon the young rabbi, and at the end of cardio shakes his hand with the words:
- The great strength of your speech was, of course, your top hat!
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- How to protect themselves from pregnancy?
- Drink tea.
- Before or after?
- Instead.
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- Just wondering how the photos of your studio all so casually laugh?
- You would not be so surprised if you knew what it looks like our photographer!
The Englishman and the Swede playing golf. The funeral procession passing by. The Englishman took off his hat, standing in silence for a few seconds, then takes the stick again.
- What a touching gesture, - said the Swede.
- This is not a gesture. We were with her married almost 25 years.
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