Lieutenant - orderly: - If you will ask me, I have the unit commander. - And if you ask the unit commander? joke about ... really funny jokes : - Where you lost a hand? At the front? - No. When the military authorities were dragging. joke book ... really funny jokes : The maneuvers engineers, without having to hand-personnel mines laid on the approaches to the defensive positions of cards with pictures on them mine. After the scientists plan was surprised to see the card next to each picture card soldier "enemy", with the inscription: "Killed." office jokes ... really funny jokes : - What's the first thing a driver should do, if during the movement had caught fire engine? - Asked ordinary Fox on exams for driver's license. - The first thing the driver must be strong swear, - answered Private, trained by the experienced instructor. sms joke ... The rabbi walks into a butcher shop and asks, pointing to a ham: - How much is the fish? Sold in shock: - Most respected, it is not a fish, it's pork ... - Who asked you! comedy joke ... - Doctor, I should not ... - But how is hanging! free joke ... - Outrageous! Once again you are sleeping on the job. From the first number you fired. - So it's with the first. Why did you wake me twenty-fifth? The Englishman, who returned after a family vacation in Australia, shares his impressions with his friend: - A wonderful country! Where we lived was all that we want. Bars for me, a wonderful beach for children, sun for the wife and a shark for my Tiffany. next 35 36 37 38 39