The wounded captain is on himself. He moans:
- Throw the commander, and cast.
- But not me, and walkie-talkie!
Conversation between two friends, and a married bachelor.
- Marriage - a quiet haven, in which there are two vessels ...
- And she had to be that both times I met with a military cruiser.
The soldier receives a letter from home. When he opens the envelope, it falls from a clean sheet of paper.
- Just before leaving the army had quarreled with his fiancee. And since we do not talk, - explains the soldiers surprised his comrades.
- Private Siemens, which is the order of loading crew members on the boat destroyer with a torpedo hit?
- Bulk, sir! -?
- In the hold of the destroyers are several tons of charges, sir!
- Well, if the torpedo enters the engine room?
- Bulk, sir! -?
- The crew of the destroyer - 230 sailors, and only 12 boats, of which only normal, only one, and then at the cook for her chicks swims, sir!
- Well, why then in bulk?
- When saving the bodies sensitivity to nothing, sir!
The Jew asks the rabbi:
- Rabbi, what would you most like to have: five thousand or five daughters?
- Five daughters, - the rabbi responds.
- Because now I have eight of them.
- How to do yoga myself an enema?
- Sit in a basin of water and take a deep breath.
- Your work you satisfied?
- Well as you say ... Actually, come home at night, barely able to drag his feet, his wife does not pull completely - must be satisfied?
The President highly respected English Premier League club said one of the members:
- Yesterday, we caught the hand tricksters.
- And you, of course, immediately expelled him from the club?
- Not yet. We demanded that he first has taught us all his tricks.
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