The battalion commander of the Austrian army soldiers fighting describes the situation:
- The enemy is behind us, left, right and front. Oh now he can not hide from us! ..
They talk to wives of two soldiers:
- You know, my husband at that age - and already impotent!
- Yes? And my, what a fool is still a sergeant!
Irish soldier during the battle calls for help a comrade:
- I then took one prisoner, but he does not give up.
- Well, and let him go, if you can not overcome it.
- I might have sent something, but he does not let go.
Private Williamson saw his name twice inscribed in a statement on the payment of salaries. Rather than get two pay, he pointed to the cashier at the mistake.
- Do not worry - he reassured the cashier - anyone can make a mistake. I am now going to go to our sergeant, who, apparently, also mistakenly wrote me twice in the kitchen police.
A wise rabbi whole day arguing with a visitor about the fee for the advice and predictions.
- And you could, as I am? - He asks shammes.
- Part of the reason - he answered, - to give people advice and predictions, I can too. But with a serious face take money for it yet.
- How old are you?
- Soon, eight, and now three.
- John, you see, among the three single with two revolvers?
- Bill, all of them with two revolvers.
- Well, with spurs, you see?
- Bill, they do everything with spurs! Angry Bill grabs the Colt and shoots.
- John, you see who was still alive?
- I see, so what?
- I do not like, John!
- My daughter plays the piano, understands the art, enjoy watching a theater, is fluent in English. What do you do?
- I, - said the future son-in - only know how to cook, sew and repair clothing.
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