Husband arrives from a trip. He sees in her bed naked guy. Opens cupboard and sees him as a wife. (Geneva)
- How many times have you said that he must hide!
Beautiful girl standing at the gates of the military office with tears in his eyes.
- What, the groom in the army took away? - Asked the sentry with sympathy.
- Yes. All five at once.
- What will you do after dinner? - Asked the mother of his baby son.
- Are you going to play soldiers, or steam engine?
- I do not know, Mom. Everything will depend on that choice by Papa ...
On the drill sergeant demanded that the new recruits:
- At the command "dress!" you need to turn my head a sharpness that I heard the crunch of the cervical vertebrae.
A Jew with a rabbi.
- Rebbe than his wife is different from the pearl?
- My wife can strung from one side only, as the pearl of both.
- Rebbe, but I strung his wife with two sides.
- Then you have no wife, and pearl.
- Have you heard yesterday, a schoolboy in the country has found a mine?
- Yes you could hear well!
- In this ancient monastery many different interesting relics. But would like to draw your attention to me on this amphora.
- And what is it remarkable?
- It provides Egyptian darkness, removed directly from Alexandria.
English businessman had received a letter from a colleague. The letter read: "Dear sir, because my secretary - a lady, I can not dictate to her what you think about. Moreover, since I am a gentleman, I have no right to even think about you so. But since you are neither one nor the else, I hope you understand me correctly. "
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