In the morning the sergeant reported to the company commander that the soldier Foster died in hospital.
- It was a butterfly net! - Said the commander - all still he managed to wriggle out of basic training course.
Mueller called up for military training. Soon the wife receives a telegram from him: "We maneuvers. Send 300 brands of cigarettes and stuff." The answer reads: "to send 30 brands of cigarettes. Others get home free."
Soldiers in the kitchen peeling potatoes. One asks the other:
- You what outfit shlopotal?
- Appeared in the dining room before his company.
- Strange. And I slapped for what came later. Where is the logic of our sergeants.
Sergeant in the classroom with field engineers mentioned that water boils at 90 degrees Celsius. One rookie did not fail to correct the sergeant, saying that water boils at 100 degrees. Sergeant admitted the error.
- Set aside. You're right. Water boils at 100 degrees. This right angle boils at 90 degrees.
- If I guess how many fishes you have in your bag, you give me one?
- If you guess correctly, then I will give you both.
- Is there life on Mars?
- Again, no.
very funny jokes
The great shepherd attacked a passerby.
- Do not be afraid, do not be afraid, - screaming woman - she had an injection of rabies.
Together with a group of British travelers famous professor was captured by a tribe of cannibals, and right in the preprandial times.
- On the first and second plotted! - Ordered the leader of the tribe, but he looked at the professor, added: - But leave this, I learned from him in Oxford.
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