My husband returned from a trip. Wife asks:
- Women, I hope to have ignored?
- Yes, dear, two times.
In school, military radio operators on the exam asked:
- How to resolve this issue in the radio?
- Turn off him, sir!
The soldier complained the foreman that the neighbor is singing at night: "Come, come to me, Mary.
- Are not you Maria?
- In that case, be calm and do not go to him ...
- Have you got a cigarette? - Asked the sergeant to private.
- Yes, but I have them all already promised to others.
Sheikh whispers one of his many wives:
- Your eyes burn like midnight stars, your lips, like precious rubies. Give more.
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The rabbi met on the street a cantor and began to scold him:
- What did I do? - Asked surprised cantor.
- Do not you and your children. They ran behind the town crazy and teased him.
- It does not matter that he was mad. Just his pants torn, so the children behind him and run. Oh, the rabbi, if you were a town fool, you would have so much respect from my children! ..
Flying through the sky big bird, majestically and gently waving his huge wings. And next, the hustle and chirping, flying little bird:
- Where are we going, eh? Where are you? But it did not meet big bird ...
- Where are we going, well, where, huh? Big Bird turns his head slowly:
- Do not know ...
The Englishman goes to the same compartment with a Scot. The one at each station somewhere, and running back, gasping for breath.
- Where are you all the time to run? - Surprised the Scotsman.
- You see, I'm going to cardiologist. He said that I could die at any moment. So I am taking a ticket to the next station.
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