In the office of the commander of the regimental clerk and sit accountant. Suddenly, one window projectile flies at the other flies and explodes.
- Mazilu! And you, the clerk, how many times I said - have to close the window!
The guard barracks figured out how to save the green grass around the buildings, as plate "on the lawn not to go" no action. Instead, he wrote: "Military objective. Passers-by will be drafted into the army." Since then, everything was normal.
Corporal ordered the soldiers to explain the consequences of the explosion of the neutron bomb. Stood up in front of the formation and yelled:
- Soldiers Imagine a twenty, no - forty, what's there - a hundred barrels of whiskey, that no one drink!
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- What will you do, Sergeant Thayer, if water supplies are in your platoon will be infected?
- The best solution would be to go for beer.
One Sicilian says to another:
- And what, sir Bertolutstsi was not surprised when you woo his daughter?
- You bet! He even had his revolver fell from the hands ...
Jew is sick with cholera and feels really bad. He asked to call him a priest. Hospital workers were surprised, but complied with the request. Is priest. The Jew begins to repent of our sins, and says:
- And all the money I will make the synagogue ...
- Maybe you better call a rabbi? - Indignant priest.
- Sure! Shall I call a rabbi in the infectious diseases hospital!
Flung open the door, runs a man with a bullet through his hand and shouted: "Run!" Bloody Joe is coming! ". At a zero attention. Flung open the door, burst into a man with a bullet through his hand and head: "Run!" Bloody Joe is coming! ". Again, zero attention. Flung open the door, creeping people without living space on the body: "Run!" Bloody Joe is coming! " and dies. All up the lantern. And then kick open the door, enters the picture and yelled: "Guns on the table!" All timid subordinate. "Bucks in my pocket!". Well, what can we do?! "So, all in one came up and suck!". Everyone went and did it. "Now run!" Bloody Joe is coming! ".
Two Englishmen fish. One twitch the float, he cut down and pulls out a beautiful mermaid. After admiring it, he removes the mermaid with a hook and throws it back into the water. The second surprise:
- But why?
- But how?
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