Komandir summoned to the office of Private Smith.
- Smith, what is your attitude to drugs and guilt?
- Before you answer, I would like to know, sir, is a question or suggestion?
On board orders in the company was placed such an order: "Below is listed the military to arrive at 12.00 in the stock room to get a medal" For perfect service. "Failure to comply with the order would entail disciplinary measures."
very funny jokes
The conductor on the train sees smoking compartment soldier.
- Did not you notice the signs "NO SMOKING"? - He threw himself on the soldier. --
Why do not you execute the rules?
- You did not see the rear plate "Join the Army? Why is it not enforced?
Sergeant asks the recruit, the incoming post:
- What will you do if the night will see a suspicious shadow of a man traveling by bending your post?
- I throw myself to the captain and helped him get to bed.
Sitting in a cafe, two physics, sipping a beer. Here goes past the chic lady. One physicist says to the other, looking after a lady:
- You see, what an interesting combination of atoms!
In one compartment were a priest and a rabbi. Catholic Jew treats ham:
- The law forbids us to eat pork - the rabbi refused.
- It's a pity - sympathetic priest. - This is such a pleasure. In parting, the rabbi says:
- Give my regards to his wife.
- I have no wife, - said the priest. - The law forbids us to copulate with a woman.
- Pity! - Sighs the rabbi. - It's a pleasure!
Young beautiful woman late for work ... Strict boss calls her to him with a stern kind of self-explanatory ...
- Understand ... Yesterday I went to about two ...
- The next time you go to some one!
In England, riding on a train and a couple fuck for all to see. And the people kept silent, in the end, it's their own business - where and how. After graduating from the process, the pair lit. And then the passengers rebelled and called in a constable. The subsequent lawsuit, and these young men were fined ? 10 for smoking in public transport!
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