Komandir summoned to the office of Private Smith. - Smith, what is your attitude to drugs and guilt? - Before you answer, I would like to know, sir, is a question or suggestion? short joke :   On board orders in the company was placed such an order: "Below is listed the military to arrive at 12.00 in the stock room to get a medal" For perfect service. "Failure to comply with the order would entail disciplinary measures." short joke :   The conductor on the train sees smoking compartment soldier. - Did not you notice the signs "NO SMOKING"? - He threw himself on the soldier. -- Why do not you execute the rules? - You did not see the rear plate "Join the Army? Why is it not enforced? short joke :   Sergeant asks the recruit, the incoming post: - What will you do if the night will see a suspicious shadow of a man traveling by bending your post? - I throw myself to the captain and helped him get to bed. next 45 46 47 48 49