The company commander was furious.
- What happened, sir? - Asked the sergeant.
- Just called me a drunken soldier, and asked Smith to extend his absence without leave.
very funny jokes
- This Santa had been mistaken - said the conscript.
- What's the matter? - Asked his friend.
- Fifteen years ago, before the New Year, I asked him to give me a uniform. And only now I got it.
- Poor shooting, the soldiers - said irritably inspecting general. Sam takes the machine, taking aim and gives all.
- Here is how you and shoot. Shame! Captain, show the company, as it should!
Tired of trying to get ordinary Uoki fulfill statutory requirements, the sergeant said in their hearts:
- Uoki, I would like to at least one day not punish you!
- I applaud your decision, Sgt.
- Will the war?
- No, but will be such a struggle for peace, that a stone will be left.
Once decided to go to lunch together pop, the mullah and the rabbi. They drank, talked. Pop relates that once came to him and asked parishioners, that when he dies, let him put him in the coffin of $ 1000 (handy in the next world). But the church, we must live somehow, here and took his pop $ 100 and $ 900 put in a coffin. A similar incident happened with the mullahs, but there mullah took $ 200 and $ 800 put in a coffin. And the rabbi said, here you are not serious people, people you do not mind, so I said, honest, I picked up and placed in the coffin of a check for the full amount of $ 1000.
- I love you. And you?
- Me too ... Love myself.
English lord crashed and came to the island. A year later, rescuers found him. The island has three huts. I ask Lord
- Why do you three huts?
- One - this is my home, the second - the club, which I walk, the third club, which I ignore.
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