A soldier on leave, he sent a telegram to his commander: "Please extend the leave for five days - met this angel." The commander replied: "An Jones given two extra days of leave in order to descend from heaven to earth." birthday joke ... adult joke : At the military parade held infantry, tanks, cannons, missiles. After the parade, the father asked little son: - Well, what do you think was best? - Ice cream, papa. bush jokes ... adult joke : Sergeant asked the soldier: - It's true, Kuz'kin that you're an electrician? - Yes, Comrade Lieutenant. - I'll find work in the specialty. Will check at 23.00, off a light in the barracks. cartoons jokes ... adult joke : At the shooting range sergeant screamed in fright at the recruit: - Cease fire! You just do not fall into our Colonel! - It must be the same for the first time I shot, and nearly laid a colonel. Is not it cool? - Said the young warrior. fun jokes ... Husband and wife come out of the church. - I noticed that you threw in a cup for donations and five thousand pounds! - So what? - I wonder what sin you have committed to so much to give God knows what ... lawyer jokes ... Jew comes to the rabbi: - I have ten children and his wife was pregnant, I can not feed a horde! - This can help. Open a wise book, the Talmud in 2326 the first page and read: "If the Jews had many children, his wife is pregnant and he does not want them anymore, then he must cut off one egg." One year later: - I cut one egg, and my wife is pregnant again! - Open a wise book, the Talmud in 2327 the first page and read: "If the Jews had cut off one egg, but his wife was pregnant again, then he must cut off the second egg" One year later: - I cut the second egg, and my wife is pregnant again! - Open a wise book, the Talmud on the 2328-th page and read: "If the Jews had cut off two eggs, but his wife was pregnant again, so not to cut off the Jew egg!" christmas joke ... The first of January. Call a friend: - Jackdaw? Well spent the new year? - Ah As usual, in bed ... - And there were many people? A foreign sailor once asked his British counterpart, why the British navy so often prevails. - It's easy to explain, - said the Englishman. - We always pray before the battle. - But we also pray! - Exclaimed the foreigner. - But we pray in English! next 48 49 50 51 52