Morning. His wife pulls the blanket from a sleepy husband. He moans:
- What, again?
- Oh, no - it's time to work!
- Ur-r-a! At work, at work, at your favorite job!
The plane is preparing to take off. Commander copes with flight attendants what was going on board. A flight attendant says that everything is quiet, all the passengers on the spot. The commander was surprised at the soul is restless. Over the past half a year each trip is accompanied by the capture of terrorists, hijacking, and here for you all is quiet. And the captain himself went to see the situation. It appears in the salon.
- Terrorists have? .. In interior silence.
- Bandits have? .. In interior silence.
- Convictions have? .. In interior silence.
- Well at least the Jews have? - And then an old man was found.
- Yes there is. The commander's such a relief to the soul.
- Where are we going, Dad?
The teacher said the exam as a student tries to pull out a cheat sheet. He began to observe him. I got carried away. Both are nervous, sweating. In the end, the teacher could not resist: - Well, the same pull, pull bolder ...
- Private Phillips, where the safest place on the shooting range?
- For my target, sir.
yo mama jokes
Sarah sleeps in bed with Abram, as he tossed
- Abram that you tossed and turned?
- I took up tomorrow Moishe million, and will not be able to give Sarah rises and knocks on the wall:
- Moishe! Because of the wall:
- Yes Sarah.
- Abram you took a million by tomorrow?
- Well, he do not give it up tomorrow. He lies down, turns to her husband and says:
- Sleep Abramchik, let him now Moishe tossed!
- Fira, how old is your villain?
- Fourteen ...
- Yes, an abortion is too late!
- Do you want to go to a party "Adam and Eve?
- Oh, yes!
- Then bear in mind that the leaves covering the sin removed in eleven.
In the casino. The lady asks the gentleman playing cards:
- Do you remember me? The year before you here have asked me to marry you.
- And you came out? - Scattered he asks, shuffling a deck of cards.
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