The hotel sat in the national business number to a woman. Night. She: - I am hot! (He opens the window). She: - I'm cold! (He exits). She (playfully): - And you that you can not, as at home with his wife? He: - May. Close herself! Fool!
Tipsy young man comes out of the restaurant and saw on the steps of the admiral, throws him:
- Porter, taxi!
- You obviously made a mistake: I - Admiral - he dryly observes military.
- Excellent! Then - a boat!
After lifting the soldier told his friend, which had a dream:
- I dreamed that I was attacked by twenty enemy soldiers to seize me prisoner.
- You had to wake up.
- That they think I scared?
- What are you drinking, mate, tea or coffee?
- I have no idea. Sergeant, head of the dining room, says nothing.
- Is it possible for an atomic explosion to go to the toilet?
- You can, if you find your ass.
Sarah returns from the market:
- Well, Chaim, such things were said to me, such ... Last words called names!
- How many times have I told you: Do not go where you know everything!
funny jokes about
- And the insurance you safe?
- You bet! Last week, the man fell from the 14-floor ... He flew only to the third, and his wife had already received insurance ...
Competition shooting. The first shoots the German. He asked to put a fly on the wall and from ten meters was in it. The Englishman knocked on the fly bumblebee. Published in French, produced a mosquito out of the box. A shot rang out. "W-h-s-h" - continues to buzz mosquito, however, a semitone higher.
- Why, he is flying! - Rushed to the arrow to the judge.
- To fly and will fly. But love - never!
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