During military maneuvers artillery officer notices that one of the guns did not shoot. He calls on the walkie-talkie battery commander and needs to report what was happening.
- The fact is - he reported - that the gun crew as to disguise his gun, that now can not find it.
A man passing by the military cemetery and read the epitaph. His attention was attracted by tombstone on which was written: "Here is the place reassurance John Greenwood, the great general and a good man."
- Again in the Pentagon battle for savings - grumbled passer. - We put two corpses in one grave.
The General inspects the nutritional status of the troops. He asks the soldier:
- Eating enough?
- Yes, even the remains.
- What has become of what remains?
- Malnourished, and not even enough!
The sergeant went on fishing. Situated on the banks of the river, he took a can of worms, opened it and shouted:
- We need one volunteer. Two steps forward!
One pastor, in order to save your garden from thieves hung on trees plaque with the inscription: "God sees everything." Night at one of the plates was made a postscript: "But we are not communicates.
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There are two Jews.
- Did you hear that, Sarah died of cancer.
- It's been her favorite pose!
- Oh, darling, kiss me ... Oh, well ... Now spit it out a cigarette and try again ...
Train. In one compartment coming British silent. One pulls out of the bag orange, lovingly clean it, then carefully adds salt and throws out the window. The British are silent. Takes a second orange, with him doing the same operation. Takes a third orange ... After the tenth orange is one of the passengers can not stand:
- Sir, why do you all the time to throw them?
- Well, sir ... Well I do not like pickled oranges!.
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